In my politest voice's tone would have I with you pleaded that you with the German quit have would, because I today more than 120 pages of German proofed have. And when I your German read must, then forced am I, that I every word from you into English translate must would, in order the meaning thereof to understand, what you written have.
However I will that not do can. My opinion according to, would for you it a better lesson be, that you my writing in a similar to your own style read must will. And by that mean I that I from German into English word by word now translate shall and German syntax used have will. For is this how your posting in German to me appears, especially after I 120 pages of in need of correction text fix must, because my job that for the next few months be will.
In the end free should you certainly feel, me an asshole or a prick to call -- or just even perhaps Yoda, if you must will, because I not stand can, crappy German to read after all fucking day I it read have must.
Good luck therewith, my writing to decipher!
And please us tell you, how many times you the preceding text read must would, in order it all to comprehend.
Bonnie B, whose eyes so bleary and weary are, because she yesterday too much with her wretched eyesight read must have. And today now will she again too much read must.
Golly, was that fun.
Now sadly but is the fun at end.
