Richard Jasper: I used to think that I would be happy with a mid-life crisis that didn't require anything more than a fancy car.
Katia Roberto: I'm having a mid-life crisis, and I can't drive. What am I to do with myself?
Clay Colwell: Hire a chauffeur.
I was talkin' last night with m'boyfriend Ernie. Cash is
gettin' tight, so we were talkin' about ways to save. Ernie
says to me "Soph" (he always calls me 'Soph'), he says to me
"Soph, if you would learn to cook, we could fire the chef". I
said to him, "Ernie, if you would learn to fuck, we could fire
the chauffeur". That is what I said.
