| Mary Ballard: | Mary,
who wants to be an action figure. |
| Alex Elliott: | Flame
thread bingo prize? |
| Wayne Hughes: | Which
-- Mean Mary or an action figure? |
| Mary Ballard: | The
MeanMary action figure, of course. |
| Wayne
Hughes: | Visions of a Newt Gingrich action figure
dancing in my head. |
| Mary
Ballard: | Eeeeew. You're warped. How about a Janet
Reno action figure? |
| Wayne Hughes: | The
MeanMary and Janet Reno action figures reprogram the Ken
Star droid to go after the Newt Gingrich Bad Guy. |
| Mary Ballard: | Hmmm.
I like this better and better. Can we also program the Ken
Starr droid to self-destruct after he's done with The
Newt? |
| Wayne Hughes: | After
the Newt homunculus has been put in the slammer, the
KenStarr droid messily disintegrates. The Janet Reno Action
Figure, while praying for forgiveness for her previous sins
in church (and elsewhere), collapses and is rushed to the
hospital. |
| Mary Ballard: | Send
me junk mail, I'll send it back |
| Wayne Hughes: | The
MeanMary action figure doesn't mess around. |
| Frank Elliott: | Does
it come with pins, or do you have to buy those
separately? |
| Wayne Hughes: | By
popular demand, pins, nails, a wooden cross, electrodes
and a 12-volt car battery are included. |
| Michael
Palmer: | $29.95, tacks included. |
